Bullying my sister(sorry, it's loving)

I'm now going to talk about my favourite hobby, bullying, I mean, loving my sister. And I'm good at it too. VERY GOOD. And I get away, scot-free, ALWAYS.(um, redundant) This hobby started when my mother asked me to pat her to sleep when she was about a toddler. This was how it came about:
Mother: Ah jie ah, help me pat mei mei to sleep.
Me: Okie.
(*Enters room*)
Me: Lah lah lah lah lah~
(*Hits sister*)
(*Thinks is patting her*)
(*Mother comes in*)
Mother: What are you doing?
Me: Patpat what.
Mother: No, you are hitting her, pat pat is like this..
(*Pats sister gently*)
Me: Ohhh...
(*Comes out*)
Me: No wonder it was so fun...(not)

There, see? That's how the bullying, I mean, loving...? of my sister started. Anyways, she was like only about two or one and I'm like only 2 years older than her. So, It's natural for me to think of it that way.
Whenever my sister bullies me, I make sure she gets caught. So she always gets scolded for it. Haha, too bad mei mei.